Thursday, January 19, 2012

Overheard

Someday I'll get back to all of our old-fashioned posts, but as it requires uploading pictures in the coldest room in the house, for now, I'll just give you this glimpse into life at our house lately.

A couple days ago, I broke up a fight because Ella had taken a key from Mabel. I do my usual yelling, "Ella, give back the key to Mabel." Ella refuses. A chase ensues. Much pushing and tugging. I finally scream. "Give me the key!" To which they both reply, "We can't, Mom, it's imaginary."

 Yesterday, mid-way through eating her oatmeal, Mabel realized that there were no cranberries in it. I had put the full bag of cranberries beside her for her to serve herself. I went ahead and put the cranberries in the oatmeal, but by this time Mabel was thrashing on the ground and howling, "I wanted you to put them in before! I wanted them before." I explain that I really can't go back in time and put the cranberries in." Ella says, "Mom, maybe you could ask Jesus." I say, "I don't really think it's tops of Jesus' priority list to send me back in time to put in the cranberries." Ella says, "Well, He could just send you back in time really quick and you can put them in." A few  moments pass, (Mabel is still thrashing on the floor.) Ella says, "Maybe Jesus could send us back in time to the dinosaurs!"





3 comments:

Bridggymama said...

oh my goodness, the fights we have to break up. but seriously, the time travelling conversation, that's priceless ha haha

Hanna said...

I got really fed up with breaking up arguments over identical things a few months back. Even though there was no possible way to tell which yellow tractor was which, or which plain spoon, or which blue blanket, "Brother has MINE. MINE. MIIIINNNNE!!" Offering the wrong identical object as consolation resulted in tears and thrashing. Anyway, I accidentally read an article about getting twins to share and take turns. The gist was basically that you just tell the kid who has the desired thing or is doing the desired action, "I'm going to count to X, and when I get to X it's going to be your brother's turn" or "when I get to X you're going to trade." It sounded stupid, but I was fed up so I tried it. And it worked. Amazingly. Completely. 98% of the time. Instead of walking up and grabbing things, or shoving, or yelling they just started saying, "Tristan's turn! 1, 2, 3, 4 . . ." And then actually trading peacefully. Now that I've bragged about it on the internet it will never work again, of course. And I don't know if it will work for non-twins. But it has given us at least three months of relative peace. Maybe it would work with invisible keys, too. Though probably not with time-traveling cranberries. :-)

Alex said...

I love your kids...and your blog. They both make my heart happy.